Holiday Pie

A heavily planned sex act between a man and a menstruating woman. The day before, the man eats only leafy green vegetables, and takes a massive green shit on a plate. Then, the woman crouches over the plate, allowing her period blood to drizzle on top, thus making a festive red and green Holiday Pie. Serves 2.

"Wow Johnny, this Holiday Pie you made is amazing!"

"Thanks mom, Linda and I made it together."

by TrakPak December 4, 2018

holiday pie

A vagina that taste like a sugar cookie.

"A custardy good snatch"
"That girl was good, taste like a holiday pie!"

by candysnatchburgler December 10, 2013

holiday cream pie

When you cum in her asshole then shove a candy cane in right after.

"Hey bro it's Christmas time you should totally give her a holiday cream pie!"

by Dysmeister69 December 4, 2016

Holidaypression

The awful feeling that you get when you realize that Christmas is over, and you have to get back to normal life.

"Man, Christmas is great, I'm going to have so much Holidaypression!"

"Damn, Christmas is over. I'm so Holidaypressed now."

by Nick67 January 5, 2010

Holidayliens

I swear, sometimes it looks like a huge alien spacecraft landed somewhere and let off legions of people... the stores are packed, the roads are packed, even my street is packed. Where are all these people coming from??

I swear, sometimes it looks like a huge alien spacecraft landed somewhere and let off legions of people... the stores are packed, the roads are packed, even my street is packed. Where are all these people coming from?? Must be the holidayliens.

by JoeNJ2 December 22, 2020