Holey Communion

Holey Communion - the practice of sharing each other's holes to bring each other closer together

I bumped into the vicar's wife the other day at the supermarket and she said that her husband was away and that would I like to pop round for a coffee and some Holey Communion

by Ziderman March 14, 2025

Holy Communion

When you eat a girl out while she has a full blown yeast infection and is on her period- "Bread and Wine"

I had a holy communion last night with that slow girl down the street , can I borrow your toothbrush?

by Jdan Cutsem September 16, 2017

holy communion

This is a term heard in churches 'round the world, but has anyone thought of its possible meanings? After a very deep conversation with several friends i have come to believe it has more to do with giving a priest/pastor/holy man oral pleasure.

Please kneel down and partake in the holy communion.

by Princess Yolanda Katinka III July 30, 2008