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HOLD DAT 

Staying salty after being beaten by Mike Ross
Yo N A Z G H OU L get bodied! HOLD DAT!
HOLD DAT by Tipzntrix October 3, 2011

hold down the fort

1. To keep a fort from flying away when the fort has such a low density that it tends to float off.
2. To take care of a place while someone who is usually there is gone, such as a store or one's home.

When unsure as to which definition should be applied, it can help to judge the person's intelligence - morons usually mean #2. A less moronic term for #2 would be "to hold the fort".
Someone had to stay at the playground and hold down the fort while the anchor weights were being replaced.
hold down the fort by guyboy625 September 29, 2010

hold down the fort

Taking care of the place you're at while others are gone.
As Sandy was leaving work, she said "hold down the fort" to Jill, who was now working alone.

hold dat noise 

Shut The Fuck Up
"Say Boy" Hold Dat Fuckin Noise
hold dat noise by Dee July 31, 2003

If ya hold da head steady, imma milk da cow! 

From the song 'Yeah!' by usher, 'lil jon, and ludacris. In this part ludacris is talking about getting a hand job.

The 'head' being the head of his dick, and 'milk' being the cum out of his 'cow' (his dick.) He wants the girl to give him a handjob and make him cum.
Ludacris' part in 'Yeah!' :

My outfit's ridiculous, in the club lookin' so conspicuous.
And Rowl! These women all on the prowl, ***If ya hold da head steady, imma milk da cow!****
Forget about the game, I'm a spit the truth, I won't stop till I get 'em in they birthday suits.
So gimmie the rhythm and it'll be off with their clothes, then bend over to the front and touch your toes.
I left the Jag and I took the Rolls, if they aint cutting then I put em on foot patrol.
How you like me now, when my pinky's valued over three hundred thousand,
Lets drank you the one to please, Ludacris fill cups like double D's.
Me and Ursh once more and we leave 'em dead, we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed to say ..

[to hold down the fork] 

used when "holding down the fort" doesn't do because you are referring to food.
At dinner, Julia tells Tala she is going to the bathroom and asks her to hold down the fork