Hoilett

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Means Toilet

Coined from some terrible displays from David Wayne "Junior" Hoilett who plays for Blackburn Rovers.

Bobby Zamora couldn't hit a Barn door mate, He's Hoilett

Hoilett by Hamtlef October 24, 2011

Words you can keep

Hoilet

To be a clown; to be amusement for everyone else.

Piss on ya toilet...
Niggas be hoilet!

Hoilet by npgy November 30, 2019

Related Words

Hoilett • howlett • Hoilet • Holette • hollett • Holletting • houletta • howlettberg • howlett report • howlettsgf

Howlett

master of beer pong.

Dude, I totally just pulled a howlett on the table.

Howlett by MMMirra October 30, 2008

howlettsgf

the best mutual you’ll ever have. all her opinions are correct.

hey! have you followed howlettsgf yet? s he s funny asf.

howlettsgf by ezragotbank July 21, 2021

Mr Howlett

The name for any teacher that sticks a clip on every lesson because he's too busy getting pissed to plan a proper lesson.

It originates from the phrase " HOW the fuck do they LET him get away with that"

He/she often has other lazy traits, they are often identifiable by 3 factors.
1) their obsessive use of video clips.
2) often have shit shoes as they have traded style for comfort.
3) they always have a berocca on Monday morning to help with their constant hangover.

"I've got Mr Howlett next"
"I thought you had Mrs Fitch"
"I do but all she does is show us clips"

Mr Howlett by Farlingaye July 30, 2017

Holette

A Ho who steals money under the guise of a loan or investment.

Damn that Holette really ripped off my ol'lady with that tanning salon scam.

Holette by Rodger January 23, 2005

Holette

a Ho who steals money from under the guise of a loan or investment.

Man that Holette really ripped off my ol' lady with that tanning salon scam

Holette by rodgster January 18, 2005

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026