Hoilett 

Means Toilet

Coined from some terrible displays from David Wayne "Junior" Hoilett who plays for Blackburn Rovers.

Bobby Zamora couldn't hit a Barn door mate, He's Hoilett

Hoilett by Hamtlef October 24, 2011

Hoilet 

To be a clown; to be amusement for everyone else.

Piss on ya toilet...
Niggas be hoilet!

Hoilet by npgy November 30, 2019

Howlett

master of beer pong.

Dude, I totally just pulled a howlett on the table.

Howlett by MMMirra October 30, 2008

howlettsgf 

the best mutual you’ll ever have. all her opinions are correct.

hey! have you followed howlettsgf yet? s he s funny asf.

howlettsgf by ezragotbank July 21, 2021

Mr Howlett 

The name for any teacher that sticks a clip on every lesson because he's too busy getting pissed to plan a proper lesson.

It originates from the phrase " HOW the fuck do they LET him get away with that"

He/she often has other lazy traits, they are often identifiable by 3 factors.
1) their obsessive use of video clips.
2) often have shit shoes as they have traded style for comfort.
3) they always have a berocca on Monday morning to help with their constant hangover.

"I've got Mr Howlett next"
"I thought you had Mrs Fitch"
"I do but all she does is show us clips"

Mr Howlett by Farlingaye July 30, 2017

Holette 

A Ho who steals money under the guise of a loan or investment.

Damn that Holette really ripped off my ol'lady with that tanning salon scam.

Holette by Rodger January 23, 2005

Holette 

a Ho who steals money from under the guise of a loan or investment.

Man that Holette really ripped off my ol' lady with that tanning salon scam

Holette by rodgster January 18, 2005