hollett 

A uncommon last name originating in Ireland. Usually people with the last name "Hollett" are unlucky, this was an ancient story (supposed curse) because, in September of 1945 a farmer by the name of "Richard F. Hollett" owned one of the largest potato plantations known to Leitrim at the time.As the story goes, Richard had been out in the rain working on his farm and he deiced to quit the entire job altogether. He and his wife Maria Hollett had wanted to start up a bakery. So the two of them took a basket of thirty or so potatoes and sold the rest for a larger cost, while they did end up with their own bakery, it was short lived as all thirty of the potatoes they had taken home with them had grown a bacteria which caused a fatal disease. But none of the other families who bought the rest of the potatoes had contracted anything.

Oh wow you lost your flask again, by Jesus you sure are a Hollett

hollett by Factoid-er 1800s December 12, 2017

Holy Hollitt 

An act of redemption by electrocuting oneself , i.e. After being raided by the Police for child exploitation images, Darren John Hollitt, paedophile, hard-wired himself to the mains power and removed himself from the gene pool.

"What happened to that 'Darren'?"; "Oh he did the Holy Hollitt!"

Holy Hollitt by Tiberius Claudius Nero December 10, 2019

Hullett 

A large greasy poop

I need to drop a hullett right now!

I need to drop a hullett at the waste water pit.

Hullett by Capricorn7 January 2, 2021

Hallett 

Someone that has a dry, wicked since of humour. Often misunderstood but for some absolutely hilarious.

That guy is a Hallett

Hallett by shjeeky December 26, 2012

Howlett

master of beer pong.

Dude, I totally just pulled a howlett on the table.

Howlett by MMMirra October 30, 2008

howlettsgf 

the best mutual you’ll ever have. all her opinions are correct.

hey! have you followed howlettsgf yet? s he s funny asf.

howlettsgf by ezragotbank July 21, 2021

Mr Howlett 

The name for any teacher that sticks a clip on every lesson because he's too busy getting pissed to plan a proper lesson.

It originates from the phrase " HOW the fuck do they LET him get away with that"

He/she often has other lazy traits, they are often identifiable by 3 factors.
1) their obsessive use of video clips.
2) often have shit shoes as they have traded style for comfort.
3) they always have a berocca on Monday morning to help with their constant hangover.

"I've got Mr Howlett next"
"I thought you had Mrs Fitch"
"I do but all she does is show us clips"

Mr Howlett by Farlingaye July 30, 2017