HOHSTADT 

An old, crusty, slowtard who has more difficulty in life than a newborn baby with downs syndrome. you will usually find him in his natural habitat scratching his ass and face and adjusting his glasses multiple times daily. He/she Smells like cat piss on a daily basis

Damn that guy sure looks like a hohstadt

HOHSTADT by hohstadt August 11, 2014

Hofstadter's Law

“Hofstadter's Law” is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law (which is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law).

Dude, I knew this job was gona take longer than I expected, so I quoted extra, but now it’s taking even longer than that.
Hofstadter's Law is screwing me over

Hofstadter's Law by cjbatz May 8, 2009

Leonard Hofstadter 

Sheldon Cooper's best friend and roommate on the show The Big Bang Theory. He is a man with godlike powers, as he is able to survive Sheldon's constant knack for annoying others to the extreme.

Leonard Hofstadter: Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. The guy's one lab accident away from being a super villain.

Leonard Hofstadter by We Are Anonymous November 13, 2014

Penny Hofstadter 

She is the wife of Leonard Hofstader in Big Bang Theory and also has a bestie named Amy Farrah Fowler

Penny: Molecules
Leonard: Let’s go

Penny: to where?
Leonard: to my bed to remove everything on your body except those glasses
Me: (Has to include Penny Hofstadter)
Also Me: Damn it

Penny Hofstadter by That stuff animal October 23, 2019

hochstadt 

When a funny joke is made while the audience of the joke is laughing at the joke somebody says a similar joke to add on to it or say somethign similar which totally ruins the joke and makes it not funny anymore and ruins it.

Please do not hochstadt this joke.

That joke was funny until James hochstatded it.

hochstadt by dvsdgkvsdfjbvdfkbkdfnbkldnfbvk March 16, 2009

Hochstadt 

an object that is circular and rotund in stature and form

"Hey, feel this ball. Does it feel
Hochstadt to you?"

Hochstadt by Alex Schoenbaum November 9, 2003