Hogel

A nice way to call a friend a hoe when they aren’t a hoe

Hey hogel come here!

Hogel by Summa44 June 11, 2019

Hoglahoo 

1. Noun.
a. From the ancient Hindi word "hlogvaceook" which meant "nine-armed menace", a hoglahoo is generally any disruption that may occur in any logical or sensible conversation or activity.
b. More specifically, the word hoglahoo can be used to identify certain members (and sometimes esp. non-members) of society deemed to be twits, morons, dolts, yahoos, houligans, cretins, yokels, and the like by any reasonable passers-by.

2. Adjective
Of or having to do with one who is a hoglahoo.

1. Noun
a. That idiot is a real hoglahoo; I bet his ancestors worshipped cattle.
b. Step away from that hoglahoo before your intellect is compromised and your sanity forsakes you.

2. Adjective
That was a really hoglahoo thing to say, Dr. Tai.

Hoglahoo by Greaser August 13, 2004

hoges 

tacky and unappealing, maybe a bit gross Australian slang

"Have you ever been inside his duplex ? It's so hoges"

hoges by Leemok June 24, 2020

hoela 

A nicer way to call your friend a hoe. Just less hoe-e sounding, with a spanish twist.

Hola Hoela!

hoela by tghcah February 8, 2010

pull a Hagelmoser 

To 'pull a Hagelmoser' is a (roughly translated) traditional, slightly-out-of-fashion German idiom describing a young, dopey person attempting to attend a festivity that already took place a day ago, thus causing amusement witht the irritated hosts who are suprised by the late arrival.

Fritz, what are you doing here? Uncle Hubert's divorce dinner-party was yesterday! You've obviously pulled a Hagelmoser.

Let me check my calendar for your sister's wedding ceremony. I certainly don't want to pull a Hagelmoser.

pull a Hagelmoser by Guenther-San July 15, 2010

hoelistic 

A hooker who is also interested in natural healing and medicines.

Not only can she ride the D, she can hook you up with a hoelistic herbal tea afterwards

hoelistic by Hoelistic July 29, 2014

Hoelene

A certain individual that has an oversized forehead, a numerous number of side mans, and that is used to spreading their legs for small black items. ;) (The one way you know a person is a "Hoelene" is when they ever say this phrase "new phone, who this?"

1. You want to sleep with so many hoelenes.
2. John, you have a big hoelene.

Hoelene by FlareLink March 2, 2017