Hagel

When a female snorts a line of cocaine off of a male's fully erect wang

1. That bitch just hageled me before we did the dirty
2. Suzanne surprised John with a hagel on saturday night

by JPMRMPSNBSH January 10, 2008

hagel

A hagel is a ham bagel. There is subtle irony in this.

Me: Duuudddeeee, I'm fuggin starving.
Drk: You should have ate that hagel.

by xtonyx May 30, 2007

Hagel Snaggin' Ho

A big ol' ho who goes out of her way to steal a hags nice looking purse and ends up with a big mouth full of bullet.

"Yeah that damn Hagel Snaggin' Ho took my damn purse!"
"Damn bitch, I didn't know you were a hag..."
"Yeah I feel like one and look like one 😍"

by ClinicallyComedic March 8, 2017

Sieg Hagel

Cry usually associated Nazi that means "hail victory".

The Nazis at the rally cried "sieg hagel" after Hitler was finished.

by Unicorns and Rainbows February 24, 2008

Hagerlife

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD

My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.

by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023

HAGL

HAGL is an acronym for Have A Good Life. HAGL is similar to the HAGS, but it's a lot more harsh. A great use of HAGL is when writing in someone's yearbook who you don't plan on seeing over the upcoming summer, or ever again for that matter. It can be harsh at times, but it gets right to the point.

Nick: Hey man I'm really glad school is over, we should definitely hang out this summer!

Ben: Yeah maybe not... HAGL.

by simonsezz58 June 9, 2010

Hageman Dancer

This is a dancing style that encompasses large usage of space and complete disregard for other neighbouring dancers. A Hageman dancer will often dance carelessly, using his/her elbows and continuously infringing upon the space of neighbouring dancers with complete disregard for their comfort or space.

"That kid keeps on hitting into me while dancing.. dude, he is such hageman dancer"

by giuseppino May 20, 2007