Hagel

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When a female snorts a line of cocaine off of a male's fully erect wang

1. That bitch just hageled me before we did the dirty
2. Suzanne surprised John with a hagel on saturday night

Hagel by JPMRMPSNBSH January 10, 2008

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hagel

A hagel is a ham bagel. There is subtle irony in this.

Me: Duuudddeeee, I'm fuggin starving.
Drk: You should have ate that hagel.

hagel by xtonyx May 30, 2007

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Hagel Snaggin' Ho

A big ol' ho who goes out of her way to steal a hags nice looking purse and ends up with a big mouth full of bullet.

"Yeah that damn Hagel Snaggin' Ho took my damn purse!"
"Damn bitch, I didn't know you were a hag..."
"Yeah I feel like one and look like one 😍"

Hagel Snaggin' Ho by ClinicallyComedic March 8, 2017

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Sieg Hagel

Cry usually associated Nazi that means "hail victory".

The Nazis at the rally cried "sieg hagel" after Hitler was finished.

Sieg Hagel by Unicorns and Rainbows February 24, 2008

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Hagerlife

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD

My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.

Hagerlife by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023

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HAGL

HAGL is an acronym for Have A Good Life. HAGL is similar to the HAGS, but it's a lot more harsh. A great use of HAGL is when writing in someone's yearbook who you don't plan on seeing over the upcoming summer, or ever again for that matter. It can be harsh at times, but it gets right to the point.

Nick: Hey man I'm really glad school is over, we should definitely hang out this summer!

Ben: Yeah maybe not... HAGL.

HAGL by simonsezz58 June 9, 2010

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Hageman Dancer

This is a dancing style that encompasses large usage of space and complete disregard for other neighbouring dancers. A Hageman dancer will often dance carelessly, using his/her elbows and continuously infringing upon the space of neighbouring dancers with complete disregard for their comfort or space.

"That kid keeps on hitting into me while dancing.. dude, he is such hageman dancer"

Hageman Dancer by giuseppino May 20, 2007

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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