Hagel
1. That bitch just hageled me before we did the dirty
2. Suzanne surprised John with a hagel on saturday night
2. Suzanne surprised John with a hagel on saturday night
Hagel by JPMRMPSNBSH January 10, 2008
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hagel • hagelslag • Hagel Snaggin' Ho • hagelberry • Hagelblam • hagelsib • Hagelund • Sieg Hagel • pull a Hagelmoser • hagen
Hagel Snaggin' Ho
A big ol' ho who goes out of her way to steal a hags nice looking purse and ends up with a big mouth full of bullet.
"Yeah that damn Hagel Snaggin' Ho took my damn purse!"
"Damn bitch, I didn't know you were a hag..."
"Yeah I feel like one and look like one 😍"
"Damn bitch, I didn't know you were a hag..."
"Yeah I feel like one and look like one 😍"
Hagel Snaggin' Ho by ClinicallyComedic March 8, 2017
Sieg Hagel
Sieg Hagel by Unicorns and Rainbows February 24, 2008
Hagerlife
A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD
My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.
Hagerlife by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023
HAGL
HAGL is an acronym for Have A Good Life. HAGL is similar to the HAGS, but it's a lot more harsh. A great use of HAGL is when writing in someone's yearbook who you don't plan on seeing over the upcoming summer, or ever again for that matter. It can be harsh at times, but it gets right to the point.
Nick: Hey man I'm really glad school is over, we should definitely hang out this summer!
Ben: Yeah maybe not... HAGL.
Ben: Yeah maybe not... HAGL.
HAGL by simonsezz58 June 9, 2010
Hageman Dancer
This is a dancing style that encompasses large usage of space and complete disregard for other neighbouring dancers. A Hageman dancer will often dance carelessly, using his/her elbows and continuously infringing upon the space of neighbouring dancers with complete disregard for their comfort or space.
Hageman Dancer by giuseppino May 20, 2007
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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