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A town in Nassau County, Long Island. Originally named "Oceanside". The general population has now dubbed it "Hoeside". Now you maybe wondering why? It is because everyone is a total THOT. Men and women alike. All attempting to do very naughty things with each other. On top of that, they have a huge opiod problem. What's not to disgust you about this town?
Yo, you here Mikie is going down Hoeside to pick up a gram and some thot?
Hoeside by TK_Youzansen November 23, 2018
Hoesies are a popular group on twitter. Together they spread trends in order to cure boredom caused by lockdown, They're born leaders. They are best known for partnering with a mint company, Altoid, as seen on their twitter to promote LGBT ship, Hosie.
"Hey did you see the newest trend set by the hoesies?"
Hoesies by hoesie July 17, 2020

Hoesided 

1: Someone/Something/Someplace that's frequently associated with being funny-style, doing dirt, backstabbing or hypocrisy.

2: A person considered as having corrupt principles for personal gain.

3: A person considered as someone that selfishly wants everything his/her way.

4: A person whose skills are low and they are selfish.

5: A person considered as mean, disagreeable and/or spiteful; bastard; bitch; dick in the booty; dubious.
Why is the average person hoesided behind your back?
Hoerider is a guy that like to only have sex with hoes or dirty girls.
That guy tried to talk to me but I turned him down cause hes a hoerider.
Hoerider by lilprincess* October 4, 2010
we are amazing❤️
“did you hear about the hoesies group chat? the hizzies wont stop talking about it
hoesies by hoesies July 17, 2020

The Hoe Side of the Force 

A once good innocent girl that eventually turns herself into a sult have sex with multiple guys, addicted to drugs, usually rachet, and one of the biggest gold diggers of them all mostly common in the South Florida area, avoid this girl at all cost
Hoe, slut, tranny, rachet, gold digger, druggie, the hoe side of the force

hoelidex 

A pokedex for hoes, a hoelidex tells you if a females a hoe or not and her freak rating. A hoelidex would let you know if you should go and fuck the girl or not.
Damn! I wish I had a hoelidex, I'd save time by jst known what bitches wana fuck, hit up the nasty bitches and waste no time on the square bitches. videogames
hoelidex by Dolemite noguera April 7, 2010
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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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