Hoeside

A town in Nassau County, Long Island. Originally named "Oceanside". The general population has now dubbed it "Hoeside". Now you maybe wondering why? It is because everyone is a total THOT. Men and women alike. All attempting to do very naughty things with each other. On top of that, they have a huge opiod problem. What's not to disgust you about this town?

Yo, you here Mikie is going down Hoeside to pick up a gram and some thot?