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Jak Housden

Some super spunky guitar moves...
' He's doing a Jak Housden again!'
Jak Housden by Anonymous June 11, 2003
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adj Used to describe anyone who has a stable living situation, who is dependent upon their house or apartment. Often used to describe people who have "normal lives" but still hang out with gutterpunks, train-hoppers, and street-rats in their spare time. Slightly affectionate to extremely derogatory, depending on context.
"Man, that chick isn't part of our crew, she's just a fuckin' housie."
housie by Jenaka July 4, 2008
A person who, stays home all day.
A person who, is always told to touch grass.
A person who, is unfortunately and most likely has mental issues.

A person who, is most likely have an unclean house.
A person who, is most likely a problematic person.
“When was the last time that housive left the house?”
“I don’t know he’s too obsessed with a roblox game!”
Housive by Bed bugs May 2, 2022

Hoesided 

1: Someone/Something/Someplace that's frequently associated with being funny-style, doing dirt, backstabbing or hypocrisy.

2: A person considered as having corrupt principles for personal gain.

3: A person considered as someone that selfishly wants everything his/her way.

4: A person whose skills are low and they are selfish.

5: A person considered as mean, disagreeable and/or spiteful; bastard; bitch; dick in the booty; dubious.
Why is the average person hoesided behind your back?

Jak Housden

original for something that is funky-spunky kewle.
yeah, that's kewle like Jak
Jak Housden by jemi August 23, 2003
Housies means "Homies" and was first used on an Orange advertisement. A white guy said it trying to be cool!
Hey Housies! put down your guns!
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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