hoek
Hoek is a trend video on Instagram when one girl says hi to a guy and because the guy was speechless he repled with hoek
Words you can keep
jorik vd hoek
a slave to his mistress: annemijn
he gets beaten in his balls and he likes it
he even gets punisched by her on school
he gets beaten in his balls and he likes it
he even gets punisched by her on school
jorik vd hoek by caius November 26, 2004
Hoeksemafication
The act of excesive formating of excel or other spreadsheeting programs to achieive a high level of self gratification by argus-eyed engineers.
Now that Ben's spreadsheet was properly working, he could spend the next week with the Hoeksemafication process.
Patti's spreadsheet was not color cooridnated or formatted cleanly as it had not been Hoeksemafied yet.
"The Hoeksemafication process is just as important as getting your calculations correct"
Patti's spreadsheet was not color cooridnated or formatted cleanly as it had not been Hoeksemafied yet.
"The Hoeksemafication process is just as important as getting your calculations correct"
Hoeksemafication by Calvin Engineers December 15, 2008
Hoeksemafication
The act of excesive formating of excel or other spreadsheeting programs to achieive a high level of self gratification by argus-eyed engineers.
Now that Ben's spreadsheet was properly working, he could spend the next week with the Hoeksemafication process.
Eric's spreadsheet was not color cooridnated or formatted cleanly as it had not been Hoeksemafied yet.
"The Hoeksemafication process is just as important as getting your calculations correct"
Eric's spreadsheet was not color cooridnated or formatted cleanly as it had not been Hoeksemafied yet.
"The Hoeksemafication process is just as important as getting your calculations correct"
Hoeksemafication by Eric Wildschut December 15, 2008
Milo Hoekstra
Lives in Grand Rapids Michigan and is currently attending Kenowa Hills high school in his freshman year. He falls asleep to mukbang.
Milo Hoekstra by MLGboi June 20, 2019
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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