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Hoebows are amazing people. They stand up for their friends and never let you down. Usually there is a hoebow at every school, and they're friends with almost everybody there. Some refer to him/her as a hobo, but the hoebow at your school isn't homeless so yeah. Hoebows are just perfect and the most beautiful people on earth itself. They aren't fake yet still popular. They have minimal drama for being so popular and the drama they do have is handled usually without much of a problem. Hoebows are pure and perfect and simply amazing.
New kid: ugh who should I hang with??¿! Nobody likes me so far.
Me: have you met the hoebow yet?
New kid: ?¿!??¿ No?¿
Me: you should should totally hang with our hoebow.
hoebow by definitelynotisabella February 16, 2014
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A degenetive arse hole who has yet to evolve. Thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread, yet still have ned followers. The howbow is gender neutral in the respect that males and female can be one. These people often need a good kick in the balls/fanny. They love to show off and would steal the sugar out your tea. Usually howbows are a digit short of a phone number! thick not quite right You will likely have seen a lot of hoebows on the Jeremy Kyle show. Dress code is usually shell suit, matching tracksuit bottoms & tops, females usually have some kind of skanky blue/purple in the hair. You can often smell and hear a howbow before you see them and for your own safety you should avoid them at all costs.
I see that so and so was hanging about the bus stop with the wee lassies shouting at people on the bus, Aye he’s a right hoebow that prick!
Hoebow by Fairly normal August 30, 2018
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Carolina Hoedown 

the act of getting a blowjob after taking a messy shit and not wiping so throughout the entire act your girl has to smell your shit while blowing you. You then ask her to stick a finger in your ass and after everything is said and done, you have left her with a souvenir of a wet, stinky skid mark on her couch or bedsheets.
Friend: Dude did you get laid last night?

Male: No, but I busted out the Carolina Hoedown so bad; her apartment stunk too bad for her to stay so she had to stay with a friend for the night.

Honkey Hoedown 

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Cash me ousside howbow dah 

A term used that Is used to start some kind of altercation, whether that be physical or verbal.

You usually tell this to someone you want to fight or argue with outside of the house or any other structure you may find yourselves in.

**Proper pronounciation can be seen on dr.phil**
Tommy: Your such a weak a$$ skateboarding punk.

Billy: Cash me ousside howbow dah
Tommy: Ok let's go fight!

Sarah: Your so stupid looking in those uggs, yoga pants, crop top, and choker.
Hannah: Cash me ousside howbow dah
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Hobowhoresexual 

This is a horny person (AKA KAREN)who is a hobo and has a lot of sex with every whore he/she sees at site
I passed a hotel and saw a hobowhoresexual looking at me ready to do me.
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cash me outside howbow dah

This was the phrase an angst teen said on the Dr. Phil show. Her accent made it sound different, but she said "Catch me outside, how 'bout dat?" (meaning: "you so tough, lets take this outside to fight"). But since it "sounded like "Cash", that has taken off on the internet.
Me a hoe? YOU a hoe! "Cash me outside howbow dah"
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