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possession of one's dignity. Must be protected at all times. if someone attempts to take/pull your hoe card you can either diss them immediately or say sike
ex: of a hoe card being pulled
John: you punk ass bitch, Terrel ain't shit
Terrel:(says nothin)
hoe card by Kazuya ryu January 1, 2005
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1. Calling someone's bluff
1.I challenged that nigga but he didn't do nothin so I pulled his hoe card
hoe card by Portia January 1, 2005
a person who is mentally handicapped, yet still a hoe.
Man that kid in special ed is a Hoetard.
hoetard by HannahHoetard November 25, 2007
A Hoetard is when a person is just a complete horndogg but is to oblivous to realize it, or some one that sleeps around and then is confronted and is like really i didnt realize it. Basically a hoe that is a tard at the same time
Kelly: Does she not realize what she is doing? She sleeps with every one !!!
Jacky: I know girl its horrible she just sleeps around and acts like there is nothing wrong with it.
MOMENT LATER......
Tink: Hey Kelly you dont think im a hoe do you? (HoeTard)
Jacky whispers : What a complete HoeTard !!!
HoeTard by CornHole44 November 4, 2009
My hoetard ex girlfriend accused me of giving her herpes,guess she should learn to use protection
Hoetard by Da Barge May 3, 2019
A retarded hoe, a hoe that has no idea what's going on, one who when going from guy to guy could get lost.
Suzy: I can't even count the amount of guys I've banged this week!
Me: Ya because you're a hoetard
Hoetard by Word genius March 30, 2015
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