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A Hoetard is when a person is just a complete horndogg but is to oblivous to realize it, or some one that sleeps around and then is confronted and is like really i didnt realize it. Basically a hoe that is a tard at the same time
Kelly: Does she not realize what she is doing? She sleeps with every one !!!
Jacky: I know girl its horrible she just sleeps around and acts like there is nothing wrong with it.
MOMENT LATER......
Tink: Hey Kelly you dont think im a hoe do you? (HoeTard)
Jacky whispers : What a complete HoeTard !!!
HoeTard by CornHole44 November 4, 2009
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My hoetard ex girlfriend accused me of giving her herpes,guess she should learn to use protection
Hoetard by Da Barge May 3, 2019
A retarded hoe, a hoe that has no idea what's going on, one who when going from guy to guy could get lost.
Suzy: I can't even count the amount of guys I've banged this week!
Me: Ya because you're a hoetard
Hoetard by Word genius March 30, 2015
Being a distinct kind of person that has reached the level of being not only a whore but retarded.
Look at Michael over there being hoetard!
Hoetard by Kitten21 December 16, 2021
It's supposed to be a person obsessed in Hetalia, but there's another meaning to it. The "Heta" in "Hetalia" comes from the word "Hetare" in Japanese, which means "useless".

So the meanings are:
1. Useless retard, "retard" because of the "tard" in the word

2. Hetalia obsessed person
Girl One: Hey! Are you going out with Derp anymore?
Girl Two: No, he's such a hetard
Girl One: A what?
Girl Two: A useless retard
Girl One: Oh...

~~♥

Girl One: I bought Hetalia plushies and posters and dvd's and etc etc etc...
Girl Two: Wow, you've become a Hetard
Girl One: No! I've become one with Mother Russia!
Girl Two: o_o...
Hetard by Aquamethyst November 19, 2012

hoe-tard 

A female who is both a hoe and slightly retarded
B: Omg did you see Paris Hilton's sex tape?
A: I know she is a total (hoe-tard)!
hoe-tard by joes wifey! March 15, 2007
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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