hoetard 

a person who is mentally handicapped, yet still a hoe.

Man that kid in special ed is a Hoetard.

hoetard by HannahHoetard November 25, 2007

HoeTard 

A Hoetard is when a person is just a complete horndogg but is to oblivous to realize it, or some one that sleeps around and then is confronted and is like really i didnt realize it. Basically a hoe that is a tard at the same time

Kelly: Does she not realize what she is doing? She sleeps with every one !!!
Jacky: I know girl its horrible she just sleeps around and acts like there is nothing wrong with it.
MOMENT LATER......
Tink: Hey Kelly you dont think im a hoe do you? (HoeTard)
Jacky whispers : What a complete HoeTard !!!

HoeTard by CornHole44 November 4, 2009

Hoetard 

a stupid slut

My hoetard ex girlfriend accused me of giving her herpes,guess she should learn to use protection

Hoetard by Da Barge May 3, 2019

Hoetard 

A retarded hoe, a hoe that has no idea what's going on, one who when going from guy to guy could get lost.

Suzy: I can't even count the amount of guys I've banged this week!
Me: Ya because you're a hoetard

Hoetard by Word genius March 30, 2015

Hoetard 

Being a distinct kind of person that has reached the level of being not only a whore but retarded.

Look at Michael over there being hoetard!

Hoetard by Kitten21 December 16, 2021

Hetard 

It's supposed to be a person obsessed in Hetalia, but there's another meaning to it. The "Heta" in "Hetalia" comes from the word "Hetare" in Japanese, which means "useless".

So the meanings are:
1. Useless retard, "retard" because of the "tard" in the word

2. Hetalia obsessed person

Girl One: Hey! Are you going out with Derp anymore?
Girl Two: No, he's such a hetard
Girl One: A what?
Girl Two: A useless retard
Girl One: Oh...

~~♥

Girl One: I bought Hetalia plushies and posters and dvd's and etc etc etc...
Girl Two: Wow, you've become a Hetard
Girl One: No! I've become one with Mother Russia!
Girl Two: o_o...

Hetard by Aquamethyst November 19, 2012

hoe-tard 

A female who is both a hoe and slightly retarded

B: Omg did you see Paris Hilton's sex tape?
A: I know she is a total (hoe-tard)!

hoe-tard by joes wifey! March 15, 2007