Hoe Pose

The female pose where they keep one leg straight, slightly bend the other one, and put one hand on their hip because they think it makes them look attractive for some reason.

“Tonight was such a great night, let’s take a selfie!!”
Female: *right leg automatically locks at 135° angle and the other arm gets glued to her hip, only capable of being unlocked by a camera flash*

“? What are you doing? Why are you in the hoe pose?”
Female: I- I- I don’t know!!! It’s an autonomic response!! I can’t help it!!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

poser hoe

A want to be hoe, generally acting a little bit scandalous, but never really going through and doing anything too serious.

Dang that girl is such a poser hoe, she talks like she wants me but won't do a THING!

by Michael TM January 5, 2009