Hoback

Hoback--when a ho piggybacks on all of your man's social media posts.

"That girl from work hobacked you again! She keeps liking and commenting on all of your posts!"

by Jhaney August 14, 2017

hoback

Literal meaning : verb -- to get Hepatitis C from the fecal matter encased beneath a prostitute's fingernails.

Colloquially use as a verb to indicate any transmittable disease being communicate via the fecal matter of a prostitute.

Jimmy's diagnosis of Hepatitis C could only mean one thing: he had been hobacked by that prostitute he met in Oto, Iowa.

by Kris W. October 16, 2012

Hobacious

-adjective
(1) Having the general appearance or behavior of a hobo. (2) Laying about in an untidy, slovenly fashion. (3) Just being a straight up bum.

Michelle- "Man look at those guys just laying around on the ground by their trucks."
Nick- "Yeah it really looks like a regular hobo camp around here."
Sir- "Man, thats some pretty hobacious ass shit."

by lcpl boles June 4, 2009

hojack

a computer chip implanted in your wife/girlfriend to track her movements. Coined by Elliot Stabler of Law and Order, SVU.

Of course Bob Saget knows where his girlfriend is, he's got hojack.

by Frank Rizzosteinowitzberg November 12, 2008

Hoebacking

When you can't decide what you want to eat and waste copious amounts of time going over your options.

I'm hoebacking so hard right now, should I get chicken and chips or pizza?!

by BMS Thornton & SB Sandri September 14, 2014

Ho Back

When a woman , usually of a young age, becomes divorced and finds her inner ho again.

Megann, you are finally free again . Time to get your Ho Back.

by Kayke January 9, 2011

double barrel hogback growler

The act of laying on one's back, pants down and knees to the chest. While in this position, relaxed enough to have one's scrotum and testicles dangling loosely over the anus, the subject releases gas of such volume, and power, so as produce a descernable air gap in between the anus and scrotum. To fully qualify, this must be done in the general direction of a disrespected, unsuspecting recipient. The DBHBG is not to be confused with it's close cousin, The Double Hogback Growler, which is done standing, and without the requisit fart.

Jim said, HEY BUB!!! Don't let Tim chug any more of that Wild Turkey, or the next thing you know, he'll be shooting those Double Barrel Hogback Growlers again!!!!!!!!!!

by TF Gumby January 5, 2008