NOUN. Someone who lives for the holidays. They buy the biggest christmas tree, get the giant santa statue, and the candy cane colored pooper-scooper.
Jenny: I just love the holidays! look at all this stuff I got at walmart! red and green costumes for my dogs, cinnamon tasting cigarretes, the three kings christmas album

Phil: Holy crap thats some crazy christmas sh*t you Ho hoe.
by Lil' snoopy December 1, 2009
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a greeting for the holidays or some sort of awful nickname
"You're such a ho ho hoe Alisah omg"
by Jun :)))) December 3, 2020
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a girl from oceanside who has no life, goes with every guy and is not the best looking girl and not the cleanist girls
sam devine: hey alex, jess wanna be whores for halloween
alex: i thought we were supposed to be sumthing diffrent then what we are evryday
jess: i smell like a horses but

random guy: danm those must be some ho-side hoe
by josh hartmen November 2, 2007
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n. 1. A woman of ill repute or other tramp, characterized by her utter lack of decency, class, and self-respect. 2. The "Other Woman." 3. A term of derision for one who flaunts herself shamelessly, yet is considerably less attractive than oneself. 4. A bag, often burlap, used to carry gardening tools, especially hoes.
1. "Delectable though she may be, Shug Avery is no doubt a ho-bag hoe-bag." 2. "I don't know, but once I find that ho-bag hoe-bag, I'm gonna cut off her head and stick it on a pike outside my house!" 3. "Oh hells no who that ho-bag hoe-bag think she be!"
4. "Blast! I seem to have forgotten my ho-bag hoe-bag in the garden!"
by TJ (Treva) November 3, 2006
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A person who cheats with someone on the living room couch in the same house where their partner is actively sleeping (or awake) in the another room.
It suddenly was quiet with odd sounds, and as I emerged from the bedroom I discovered that I was going to have to burn my couch since my partner and coworker had transformed into the dreaded couch ho or couch hoe (couch hoes).
by MT_UhHuh March 17, 2021
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Ho for hoes is a lingery company based in Onah. The founder/designer Tomarion Ho is the mastermind behind all the sexy thongs, and g-strings. Tomarion, the great, has brought thongs to a whole new level of fashion and design. Ho for hoes is exclusively in Onah.
"Let's browse in Ho for hoes!"
by Kayoto Honiji April 8, 2006
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