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ho'mance 

The female equivilent of a bromance. Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight females.
Aubrey and Caitlin are the best of friends...they do everything together. They eat, go to the bathroom, shop, talk, and occasionally sleep together...every man around then secretly wonders if they've ever made out...they have a trademark ho'mance.
ho'mance by AubreyBug January 8, 2010
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Ho'mance 

When your boyfriend has a woman for a good friend but is oblivious in thinking she doesn't want more than that.
Kitten: Why is that girl hanging all over your BF?

Nina: Oh they're just friends, that's his Ho'mance.
Ho'mance by Ninapetite1 April 1, 2009
Related Words
homance • ho-bro mance • homance <3 • homancer • ho • ho-bo • ho-bag • ho ho • ho-tard • ho-jo

Ho-mance 

The relationship between a Ho and her pimp; implies congenial relations but this is not neccesarily the case.

The romance of the streets
Guy1: "Damn, how is he always hanging with that fine babe; he must be in love with her."

Guy2: "Nah man, they're in a ho-mance: it's cheap thrills for dollar bills."
Ho-mance by JunkNdaTrunk May 7, 2011

ho-bro mance 

When a girl and boy are close friends. Men bromance, and women ho-mance, now for the two sexes, a ho-bro mance
Johnny and Alicia have been friends for years. They have a ho-bro mance.
ho-bro mance by mpan2dc December 23, 2009
The relationship between a Pimp and his Ho.
"Phatman and Sugar are fully in a Homance"

"The shadows in the alley hid the fact that Sapphire only had 4 teeth. A rat scuttered across his foot and the Homance of the situation wasn't lost on the Phatman"

"Their Homance is built on dollar bills for cheap thrills"

"it's so Homantic the way Phatman uses his pimp hand on Angel"

"Homance is love on the streets"
Homance by grogboy January 16, 2011
A "Homance" is the female equivalent of a Bromance. A homance is a strong love between two straight females, the relationship can be described as closer than friends but less than a dating relationship.
Man Ashley and Kristen have such a Homance!
-We aren't Lesbians, We're bestfriends! We're a Homance!
Homance by K10_11 July 27, 2010
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strictly platonic relationship of two very close girlfriends.
Margaret and Gertrude had a fifty year homance.
homance by *samIam* January 13, 2008
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