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hooking the g 

"Go suck up to Gronk, I'll be here hooking the g to Julian Edelmann." -- Lois Griffin to Peter Griffin
hooking the g by Sampacifica January 15, 2017
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Hooking the Green 

A driving term for when someone wishing to turn left at an intersection quickly pulls through as soon as the light turns green, not allowing oncoming traffic going straight to clear first. This violates the right of way, is illegal and dangerous.

Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.

The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.
I don't know, officer. I knew I had the right of way so I just went straight and t-boned the guy. I think he was Hooking the Green. When is that ambulance going to get here?

hokie kamokie 

An expression of extreme surprise or dismay at a totally unexpected event, or turn of events.
Tim: Rats, my on-line storage account just dropped all my back-up data.
Cindy: Hokie kamokie! You're screwed unless you optical disked it too.
hokie kamokie by LouLou604 May 20, 2010

Homokinesis 

Similar to telekinesis, but applicable only to homosexuals, homokinesis is the ability to move gay people with one's mind. This is frequently a super power used by homosexual superheroes to improve their dating life.
George: "I have the power of homokinesis. I can move gay people with my mind."
Nadia: "Where do you move them to?"
George: "Any position I like..."
Homokinesis by Yorgiopolis November 5, 2008

play hookie 

A day spent away from school and other responsibilities. When you skive off/
Well, we already missed the first period, so we might as well play hookie.
play hookie by ShittyLifeYo December 14, 2013

hookin the G 

The act of female masturbaion where the fingers are interested and curled to stimulate the G spot.

Performed by self stimulation or for a sexual partner.
I'm bored I think I'm going to go upstairs and hook the G.

Hookin the G
hookin the G by Ballgaser IV February 16, 2017