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Telling someone you're unhappy about or wondering why they are not noticing their need to hump or be humped. A hmm about hump or the lack of one.

M: "Sorry I couldn't talk to you yesterday."
F: "Hmmp"
M: "Uh oh, I didn't realize that. I missed you. Let's meet in an hour?"

hmmp by La May Lama March 24, 2023

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Hmmp

Hug me my person

Pls call

Hmmp

Hmmp by R rais March 9, 2018

Related Words

Hmmph • Hmmp • hmmphington • hmmphta

Hmmph

A sound one makes when frustrated or pouting.

"Hmmph", she said, when she realized she had a ton of homework to do.

Hmmph by Gator November 24, 2003

Hmmph

A respond given to quietly respond.

Wow that was a crazy ride. In his silence, John responds "hmmph".

Hmmph by LordMerlus May 16, 2018

hmmphington

(noun) a place inside you, in which you think 'i can't be arsed'.

"My mind helplessly wondered into hmmphington, whilst my depression lingered."

hmmphington by Emma Kingston December 30, 2007

Word of the Day on December 29, 2024

Hmmph

Pyro's Language in Team Fortress 2 (also known as the Pyro's Gibberishing)

"Hey, Pyro get to the point!" A player cries.
"Hmmph Hmmmmph!!" said Pyro

Hmmph by WaitingForHeavyUpdate March 6, 2022

Hmmph

Great idea, mom

Mom: I think you should do this thing.
Daughter: Hmmph

Hmmph by urbandhandle September 10, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026