Hjelm

A true sigma male known for cribbage ability

You know when the Hjelm gets his 8 hand it's over

by The bron jame December 4, 2022

sebastian hjelm

One of the most dankest memer to ever exist! Fucking legend

Wow that boi is so dank, Oh shit, waddup! He is almost like Sebastian Hjelm

by TheMemer27 February 2, 2017

Muddy Helmet

The term Muddy Helmet is used in reference to a film residue, coating, paste, or chunks of shit remaining on the head or just below the head of a cock after anal sex.

This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces.

The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex.

A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".

Hey. I see you are heading out with that little Brazilian faggot Andre. Don't get a muddy helmet.

Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?

by Smack Baby October 23, 2011

Gabe Helmy

The action of getting really defensive when someone says pineapple doesnt belong on pizza.

Person 1: Pineapple does NOT belong on pizza.

Person 2: Don't make me pull a Gabe Helmy on you.

Gabe Helmy - the action of getting really defensive when someone says pineapple doesn't belong on pizza

by relatablegabehelmy August 19, 2017

Fish Helmet

The ladies equivalent to tea bagging. When you put your vagina on a persons head.

Stephen recieved a fish helmet from Lauren when he bent down to pick up the soap.

by mushroomtea October 21, 2011

bulletproof helmet 3000

The best bullet proof helmet ever made. Made by the god himself: Maximillianmus. Oh yeah yeah

oh yeah yeah I got a bulletproof helmet 3000!

by Garry Goose March 8, 2019

king helm8

Where "Fucking hell m8" is spelled incorrectly, usually rushed. Often found on IRC.

Lyndon:king helm8 i just died

fucking hell m8

by yesyourveryatthemomentprettymu October 28, 2010