hitchbang

Similar to a "fingerbang", except using the thumb as though hitching a ride.

Use: "Dude, my middle finger was sore so I just hitchbanged her instead"

hitchbang by m_w June 17, 2014

Hitchanck 

To send the same seemingly pointless one-word text message repeatedly over an extended period.

Verizon is hitchancking me. I keep getting the message "Einstein" over and over.

Hitchanck by Woody Thrower May 28, 2008

hitchling 

noun

a child void of religious indoctrination who is encouraged to read broadly and to seek the truth unapologetically

(In memoriam of Christopher Hitchens)

Her parents are skeptics, so they are raising her as a hitchling.

hitchling by Phaenarete December 18, 2011

bitchbang 

bitchbang- somebody thats fucked up and should probably be slapped-

naive or dimwitted

hey, get the fuck outta my way, bitchbang!

bitchbang by ANCHOVI March 28, 2007

bitchbanger 

noun: A person who enjoys sexual interaction with a male/female "bitch" or "asshole".

It can also be used as an adjective

Ted, you're such a bitchbanger dude.

bitchbanger by chicawah March 30, 2011

hitchings 

Blonde hair and a nice girl, tries really hard to fit and desperatly wants to be popular. not best friends material but is fun to hang around with, very attractive but doesnt know how to dress/wear makeup! good person despite being a wannabe sometimes.

"look at her trying to fit it"
"yeah, what a hitchings... she seems quite nice though"

hitchings by poplopolo November 23, 2013

trailer hitching 

Walking around with your dick tucked into your waistband. This is one of the most popular methods for hiding an unwanted boner in public. It's called trailer hitching because if your dick tip pokes out the top of your pants, it looks sort of like a trailer hitch.

"I popped a boner in trig class. Nobody knew though cuz I was trailer hitching like a motherfucker."

trailer hitching by fuzzerham November 2, 2013