Hitch Hiker 

Hitch Hiker - The act of defecating in an individuals traveling instruments. Examples: (These range from least hitch-hikerish to the original hitch hiker.)

- Female's Purse
- Friends Backpack

- The trunk of a car
- The back seat of a car

History:
The origin of the Hitch Hiker developed out of an "Upper Decker" gone wrong. One word. Revenge.

That revenge came in the soft brown form of fecal matter residing in the back seat of a beat up four door sedan. It expanded into other various forms of the hitch hiker, some still being discovered across the glob.

However, the soul intent to place the poo in another persons traveling instruments remains.

"He upper decked me, so I gave him a hitch hiker"

"I woke up in the back seat to his girlfriend giving him road head... I didn't like the fact that was going on while I was sleeping in the back seat.. but I didn't want to be a cock blocker, so I quietly left a hitch hiker in his back seat as a friendly thank you."

"She told my friend that she wanted to have my babies, so I left a hitch hiker in her purse to make sure she wouldn't call me again."

Hitch Hiker by CaptainCheckAHoe June 22, 2010

hitch hiker 

When a girl is on her knees giving a blowjob and she puts her arm between your legs and puts her hand in a hitch hiking position and puts her thumb up your ass.

That girl gave me a hitch hiker, and i got the best of both worlds.

hitch hiker by Matt Gilberg (Dream Team May 13, 2005

hitch hiker 

when you fart and it travels uo your crack and pops out the top of the anus or the oppisite direction going up next to your testicles.

wow that fart sounded funny mike was that a hitch hiker oh yeah right next to the nuts.

hitch hiker by kevon December 21, 2002

Hitch-Hiker

also see stranger A hitch-hiker is where you make your hand go numb and masturbate. Similar to a stranger but done in a car.

I couldn't wait to get home to give myself a starnger, so I decided to give my self a hitch-hiker.

Hitch-Hiker by Big Mac March 8, 2005

Armless Hitch Hiker 

This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.

Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...

Armless Hitch Hiker by TaintedCheeks November 1, 2021

the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy 

the worlds best book series that has the disadvantage of having a horrible movie assosiated with it

the pangalatic gargle blaster

the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy by CaPTiaN TaCo July 6, 2005

Flemish hitch-hiker 

When one partner is performing oral sex on their knees with the recipient in a standing position. The 'performer' then closes one hand in a thumbs-up position and inserts the full length of the thumb into the partner's rectum. Giving the in-and-out motion reminiscent of a hitch-hiker.

"Sally sucked my cock last night and gave me the ol' Flemish hitch-hiker, my ass is still sore!"

Flemish hitch-hiker by Cpt. Slappy May 20, 2009