Hit Dirt

When you are banging a chick up the ass and you run into some crap along the way which ends up on the end of your dick.

Yo B, I was plowin the back 9 on this skeeza and I hit dirt!

by Colby Rivers January 1, 2008

hit dirt

For a player to score a touchdown ie Pay Dirt. Commonly used in Fantasy Football lingo or casually when watching a game or multiple games at once at a sports bar.

You see that LT just hit dirt for the 3rd time today? Joe's team has it locked up.

by Dewwy Burks December 9, 2008

Hit the dirt!

An exclamation to warn others to brace for some serious damage by an explosive or vehicle.

Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?

Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.

Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!

Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!

by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020

Hit the dirty pillow

Hitting the dirty pillow is when you have unprotected and unwashed anal sex with a woman who has a BMI above 30.

Friend 1: Wow, you were totally hammered last night.

Friend 2: Yeah, the night only got worse... After my 9th Long Island, I grabbed a cab and started cruzin outside of the Lane Bryant outlet and picked up a fattie. I totally took her home and hit the dirty pillow.

Friend 1: Yuck! you sick fuck!

by TmVv January 20, 2010

Let’s hit a dirty

Dirty means riding a dirt road with your pals while intoxicated and blasting music. It’s a party on wheels.

“Hey do y’all wanna go hit a dirty?”
“Broooo let’s go ride a dirty!”
“Hey let’s hit a dirty tonight!”

by SoberSisters4Life November 2, 2021