Hit Dirt
When you are banging a chick up the ass and you run into some crap along the way which ends up on the end of your dick.
Hit Dirt by Colby Rivers January 1, 2008
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hit dirt
For a player to score a touchdown ie Pay Dirt. Commonly used in Fantasy Football lingo or casually when watching a game or multiple games at once at a sports bar.
hit dirt by Dewwy Burks December 9, 2008
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Hit Dirt • Hit the dirt! • Hit the dirty pillow • Let’s hit a dirty • hit • hit or miss • hit a lick • hit and run • hit man • hit it
Hit the dirt!
Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?
Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.
Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!
Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!
Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.
Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!
Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!
Hit the dirt! by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020
Hit the dirty pillow
Hitting the dirty pillow is when you have unprotected and unwashed anal sex with a woman who has a BMI above 30.
Friend 1: Wow, you were totally hammered last night.
Friend 2: Yeah, the night only got worse... After my 9th Long Island, I grabbed a cab and started cruzin outside of the Lane Bryant outlet and picked up a fattie. I totally took her home and hit the dirty pillow.
Friend 1: Yuck! you sick fuck!
Friend 2: Yeah, the night only got worse... After my 9th Long Island, I grabbed a cab and started cruzin outside of the Lane Bryant outlet and picked up a fattie. I totally took her home and hit the dirty pillow.
Friend 1: Yuck! you sick fuck!
Hit the dirty pillow by TmVv January 20, 2010
Let’s hit a dirty
Dirty means riding a dirt road with your pals while intoxicated and blasting music. It’s a party on wheels.
“Hey do y’all wanna go hit a dirty?”
“Broooo let’s go ride a dirty!”
“Hey let’s hit a dirty tonight!”
“Broooo let’s go ride a dirty!”
“Hey let’s hit a dirty tonight!”
Let’s hit a dirty by SoberSisters4Life November 2, 2021
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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