Hit Based

Synonym: "Foe confidence"

A leisurely used word to describe a comment that is either too confidently said and/or is used as a way to cover major insecurity that is 100% fuck no.

"As time progresses things mutate and become much different and they evolve"-Chris D'elia at 2:00 of Ten Minute Podcast's episode "TMP- Hit Based"

Pyramid of Evolution/Latin Roots:

Hieugh 'nsecure
Hieu 'nsecure
Hie 'nsecure
Hit 'nsecure
Hit Based.

Bryan *while holding a pop tart of a phone*: "I was shooting a TV show in Alaska, by the way, a hunting show."
Chris: "That is hit based as fuck, dude."
Will: "Hit based for sure."

Hit Based by Tenmidpodette October 19, 2014

hit base 

1) to hit base; deepthroating a penis far enough that your face reaches the base of the penis.

2) a skill possessed by few women but cherished by all

pickup line: "can you hit base?"

hit base by 324 ryder July 16, 2008

hit base 

in terms of drug usage; hitting base is when you come down off of a high. when you become sober. =o

man i jus hit base.. lemme get another toke off that shizzz

aiight i just hit base, now i can drive on home coz im drunk no mo'.

i just hit base, all those midgets chasin' after me fo mahh drawers are gone now=]

hit base by =]]] April 10, 2008

Base hit 

When you work together with your Base brothers and sisters to hit that reBase just in time for everyone to get that gainz!

Yo, Fox just did an amazing base hit with that 100ETH order just an hour before reBase! Let's PUMP this!

Base hit by BaseZionLion December 8, 2020

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. 

The oposite of I'd hit it. Used in a way that calls the other person ugly. See: I'd never hit it even if I was forced to

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. in action

Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?

Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.

Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?

Matt: With a baseball bat.

Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.

Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. by A perv on urban dictionare July 24, 2009

I hit lefty, but only in baseball 

A metaphorical way of a telling a gay or lesbian you are straight and have no desire or capacity for a same-sex hookup.
You tell a bi I switch hit, but only in baseball.

At the batting cage....
Lesbian standing outside cage: I just LOOOVEE the way you swing the bat left-handed. Can you hit lefty with me?
Me: Hell, no! I hit lefty, but only in baseball! I I throw righty.

I hit lefty, but only in baseball by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006

I switch hit, but only in baseball 

A metaphorical way of telling someone you are not bisexual and have no desire to hook up with that person. Can be used by either gay or straight people. Especially true if you are a baseball switch-hitter.

Bi person: Wanna play some ball? Those homers you hit from both sides of the plate really turn me on!!
You: Sorry, but I switch hit, but only in baseball!

I switch hit, but only in baseball by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006