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hipster doofus 

1. Someone who has taken being hip and unique to an extreme and therefore worn the "cool" out of the hip. 2. What Jerry called Kramer on the show Seinfeld.
"He is such a hipster doofus, and has not changed at all since college. Do you think he knows he is a hipster doofus?"
hipster doofus by HannahB June 27, 2006
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hipster doofus 

Trendy, "cool guy" that, while certainly trendy, isn't all that cool. Easily distinguished by his semi-cool wardrobe worn badly after watching one too many episodes of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"
Wow, check out all the hipster doofuses and their mesh-backed trucker hats.
hipster doofus by surlyboi September 7, 2003

hipster doofus 

Someone working an analyst role with a ponytail and shirts that don't tuck in...
hah hah...
hipster doofus by stopher October 27, 2003
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

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