Hipstair

A staircase set aside as an alternative staircase, because the normal stairs are too mainstream

Theodore walked up the hipstairs, and watched in disgust as the regular people walked down the main stairs

by Ipswichkilla1717 March 9, 2015

Hipstafrication

1. The buying and renovation of lofts and stores in deteriorated urban neighborhoods by young hipsters. Despite their flamboyant presentations of independence and hipsterness, their rents are paid by their rich parents.

2. An instance of hipstafrying; the condition of being hipstafried.

3. See: Williamsburg, Bushwick, etc.

"Gentrification has very little to do with white hipsters moving into the ‘hood'" - Carmen Van Kerckhove

...Hipstafrication however, has everything to do with it.

by skybloom May 2, 2009

hipstarclub

A scam website. It happens when you are browsing the Urban Dictionary on an iPhone. It says that you win a free Amazon gift card. Try to undo, you get another one which is just a spinner that looks like you get a free iPhone X, but you didn’t. Undo that, you get to some fake dating site. Undo that, you find more fake dating sites.

Boo! I hate hipstarclub! Shit on the owners!

by WonderedLamb256 August 9, 2018

Hipstagram

A word used by wannabe-wannabe hipsters looking to make their photos more vintage-y. They vaguely remember what the app is called for their mobile device since seeing it on an equally wannabe-wannabe hipster friend's device.

They search Hipstagram instead of Instagram or Hipstamatic.

I need to download that hipstagram app so I can be hipster too

by Gavenecko July 17, 2011

hipstard

hipster + retard = hipstard

*note: this word is actually just a reiteration because everyone knows the definition "hipster" innately presents retardation

holy shit, are you fucking cereal? i just had to pay that goddamn hipstard $15 for breaking his glasses...yea, the ones WITH NO ACTUAL GLASSES. HOW FUCKING RETARDED ARE THEY TO BUY JUST FRAMES AND WEAR THEM AROUND?

by thupercereal September 9, 2010

Hipstagram

Noun - when someone posts an photo on Instagram that is of a hipstery-nature. It could be a picture of his/her meal, or perhaps an artistic selfie with an obscure filter.

Becky: Oh my gosh did you see Suzy's latest hipstagram post?

Gina: Yeah, and like how many times do you need to see a salad before they're all the same?

Becky: At least she didn't use #thisgirl or #foodporn

Gina: Oh, no wait, she did. What a hipstagrammer.

by snaebjornn January 21, 2014

hipstacrite

A person of the Hipster persuasion who exemplifies the essence of unjustified entitlement and hypocritical behavior. One who engages in criticism of cultural trends, policy, institutions, organizations etc. While either knowingly or unknowingly supporting and actively using such services, companies, businesses ect.

Guy: "Take a look at that Hipster with the sign that says 'Corporations are Evil' and the other one with the sign "Vegan and Proud" all hanging around the Occupy Wall Street protest."

Girl: "I see him... The one with the PBR t-shirt taking a picture with his iPhone of the FedEx guy? I bet he's going to upload it to Instagram and Facebook and then go take out 50 bucks from his trust fund with his ATM card and buy a Whole Foods burrito.

Guy: That vegan is wearing Birkenstocks.

Girl: Hipstacrites!

by Everyone Who Knows Them January 1, 2014