When you find something hilarious but you don't want to say " this is hilarious" so you say "I'm hilared." This works because you're basically saying " this is so funny" or something close to that. Can be said in a monotone/ sarcastic voice or in a "I'm dying laughing" voice.
Im watching the new episode of one piece, and Luffy does something hilarious. I say "I'm hilared" and laugh.
Someone does something thinking its funny but you don't, "Oh, I'm hilared" sarcasm.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'