Hiland

THE smallest town EVER. Smack dab in the middle of nowhere, it's located in Natrona County, Wyoming. The only things it consists of are two houses, what appears to be a bar or a convinience store, grass that goes on forever, a single road that goes on as far as the grass goes and a green sign reading "Hiland: Elevation 6009. Population 10."

10 people. That's it.

The whole town is probably the size of a large house and its backyard.

Thank God I don't live there.

You think your town is boring? Try living in Hiland!!

by Chrissey December 6, 2005

Hiilandism

Hiilandism is a specific practice, system, or philosophy of the Religion of HiiLand. Religion of Hiiland was birthed by a collective of musicians named HiiLand.

1. He converted into Hiilandism when he got married.

2. He lapsed from Hiilandism when he was a student.

3. Hiilandism makes more sense then Christianity

by Joe Tro November 23, 2021

Hyland

Hyland: A name synonymous with mid lands Ireland. Its meaning is from the old Celtic word for confidence. Hylands are known for their confidence to the degree that it makes them repulsive and intolerable. Their traditional short stature does not deter them however once they are on the hunt for a mate. While on the prowl a Hyland will always have an entire arsenal of moves and smooth lines to woo his prey. Non more famous than the "ciansman" (see ciansman)

Person 1: How did you get on last night? Did you pull?

Person 2: Great night. I drank a full bottle of Bucky and went full Hyland. I was irresistible.

by Redcaptain March 3, 2015

HiDandy

The act of saying hello to someone that you know has a very large penis.

Girl: HiDandy 😏

Boy: Why don’t women like me for what is on the inside

by LesWormMurphy May 3, 2022

hyland smash

hyland smash is when some one loses their virginity to someone who has a huge ass and looks like a irish metrosexual(healy).

hyland smash.damn i dont normally brag but i smashed.

by bigheadhealy June 14, 2010

Hoiland

Act of oral sex on butthole regardless of preexisting hygienic condition

I gave this girl a hoiland and she shit spackled my chin

by Choochyface May 14, 2018

The Himlander

The chosen one. The man with such a big skill set that he basically has superpowers.

Logan: Bro I heard Trey got with 10 girls last night and got an 100 on the Chem final

John: Yea bro Trey is the Himlander and he really can do whatever the fuck he wants

by iyoteduponsomeoneyesterday January 24, 2023