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Highdeology 

The obscure philosophies and theories that stoners formulate whilst baked.
Dude: "Hey man, have you ever noticed the similarities between nachos and religion?"

Bro: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

Dude: "Layers, man. It's all about the layers..."

Bro: "Yeah, I'm not nearly baked enough to grasp the full depth of this highdeology."
Highdeology by captmurk January 17, 2014

Highentology 

A spoof on Scientology with the purpose of uniting cannabis users from California and worldwide. Highentology is accepting and supporting cannabis in a more contemporary form. No longer will the *dirty pothead* define cannabis users and the word marijuana will not be used in relation to Highentology. Highentology is to be clean and proactive and somewhat contemporary.
Please my fellow Highentologists, spread the truth about cannabis and no longer believe and support the attitudes of prohibition for the past 80 years. The truth is being told as we speak. Highentology will be here to stay...
Highentology by PROP 215 April 28, 2010

Higglenobblegog 

a person who has nobbley knees, big eyes and fidgets with their lower area alot.
Eminem is a Higglenobblegog
Higglenobblegog by Higglenobblegog November 29, 2003

highlessly

Aimlessly and bored out of your mind staring out a window watching a dog.
She highlessly stood and stared out the window, wondering when it would end.
highlessly by Itsfunbeingbad May 27, 2018

Highenly 

It’s like drunkenly but to use when your high.
Highenly by (randall) September 30, 2021

Highlent 

When you get so stoned to the core that you go silent.
Yo John’s so high right now, he’s introverted himself so hard he’s gone highlent
Highlent by DJ.Wellyboot June 28, 2025
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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