Highabetes 

Consuming excessive amounts of junk food while under the influence of pot.

"I ate so much after having a smoke, I think I'm going to get highabetes"

Highabetes by blazeitfgt420kushweedyoloswag January 17, 2014

Hiabetes 

Diabetes caused by eating too much cereal when high

Tyrone smoked all his weed, ate all his cereal and got hiabetes

Hiabetes by Tokeboy August 2, 2018

highabeates 

someone diagnosed with this needs a certain level of thc in their blood to make it successfully trough the day

Wow, Sally went to the doctor the other day and was diagnosed with highabeates.

highabeates by sir oinks a lot October 18, 2008

Thighabetes 

A girl who has thighabetes has thighs and a butt that are pretty plump. Most girls with thighabetes have squishy, jiggly thickness rather than a muscular thickness. Lots to grab and squish.

"She has thighabetes, man. I wish my girl did too!"

Thighabetes by MramuhMai February 22, 2018

Highabetic 

Like diabetes but if the person with hiabeties dose not smoke soon there blood sugar drops to an extreme low and they go into shock and die. Give them weed fast!

I am highabetic if I don't get weed in my system fast I will die.

Highabetic by Dr.drew the high guru August 14, 2015