highabeates 

someone diagnosed with this needs a certain level of thc in their blood to make it successfully trough the day

Wow, Sally went to the doctor the other day and was diagnosed with highabeates.

highabeates by sir oinks a lot October 18, 2008

Highabetes 

Consuming excessive amounts of junk food while under the influence of pot.

"I ate so much after having a smoke, I think I'm going to get highabetes"

Highabetes by blazeitfgt420kushweedyoloswag January 17, 2014