Hibing

To hide away from insanity

Guy 1: hey bro you heard about the new shit coronavirus rules?
Guy 2: Nah man I've just been hibing in my house yk what I mean

Hibing by Sam#hibing January 14, 2021

extreme hiking

Hiking on very steep hills, or in winter, or over 15 miles.

We went extreme hiking up a 45 degree snowy hill & had to dig our boots in but the view was phenomenol to the max!

extreme hiking by Starchylde May 22, 2016

PS2 Expansion Bay Hiding Spot 

On a PS2 (the fat model) there is an empty slot in the back meant to put in a hard drive and network adapter, this empty spot can be accessed by taking off the network adapter or cover on the back. This is a great place to hide stuff like your weed, cigarettes/cigars, cans of snuff, small flasks, money and electronic devices etc. It's a great hiding spot because nobody will think to look for anything strange in there(just make sure to close up the back after) and no one will suspect a thing!

Person 1:"I need to hide this herb somewhere for a bit!"
Person 2:"Put it in my PS2"
Person 1:"How the fuck would i do that?"
Person 2: -opens the back- "See?'
Person 1:"ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!!!"
Person 2:"Yeah the good ol' PS2 expansion bay hiding spot trick!"

PS2 Expansion Bay Hiding Spot by illgamer97 March 31, 2013

Boner Hiding Apparatus 

A tampon, only when used by a male in the following way:

Step 1.) Insert the tampon up your anus
Step 2.) Tie string around dick to hold it down.

"I popped a boner in class today but it's okay, I had my Boner Hiding Apparatus on."

Boner Hiding Apparatus by Guyp3 January 24, 2013

Hiding Behind The Rice 

Acting as a pussy nigga

That nigga was hiding behind the rice when he wouldn’t fight me.

Hiding Behind The Rice by RealTakashiNigga December 7, 2018

y'all niggas hiring 

when you be asking some companies if they're hiring but in a slang way.
This is famous in Vine and it's sort of a joke that can end up in a fight

"-Yo, is y'all niggas fuckin' hiring?
-get the fuck out of here"

"-is y'all niggas hiring?
-hmm let me check tho"

y'all niggas hiring by Memeoxdxd December 16, 2015

Hiking the Appalachian Trail 

Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)

"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."

"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. Got it."

Hiking the Appalachian Trail by Frankie Fiveangels June 26, 2009