Heterosity 

Curiosity about dating for mating, flows in two directions, always results in at least triplets when done correctly.

Elon Musk's heterosity has resulted in triplets, twins, ten overall children and plans to make humanity and interstellar species.

Heterosity by Pyrrhic_revolt August 29, 2022

heterostraight 

when someone is mega straight, opposite of homogay

1: dude, Chungus is totally heterostraight.
2. wtf no he’s not

heterostraight by large gay human January 4, 2019

heterotypical 

Derogatory term for attitudes and behaviors typical of straight people and straight culture. (Obviously a play on the world "stereotypical".) It can either refer to a gender-schematic view of the world or to conservative attitudes about sex and relationships.

Some examples of heterotypical behavior:
- watching a football game with tostitos scoops and a pack of your bros.
- having a bachelorette party.
- going shopping with your mom or girl friends rather than by yourself.

Heterotypical attitudes toward sex and relationships:
ex. 1: Matt and Ally have been together for over six months and they're still listed as "married" to their best friends on facebook.
ex. 2: Sarah never has sex before the fourth date.
ex. 3: Jane and Chris broke up and never spoke to each other again.

"Angela always thinks I'm being catty to her and I don't know why."

"She thinks that about all girls."

"God, that's so heterotypical."

heterotypical by interneter May 10, 2010

heterostupid 

Someone who associates the sex crimes of a homosexual or LGBTQ+ person with their sexuality.

James is heterostupid for accusing his neighbor of being "gay for teens".
Jill's heterostupidity became apparent when she called a priest "gay pedophile"

heterostupid by NaijaGod June 4, 2020

hyperosity 

Degrees of how Hyper an individual is.

His hyperosity level is particularly high today.

hyperosity by st3ph3n September 22, 2007

Heteroist

Straight people who are so homophobic that they can’t even imagine anyone not being straight, and think that being straight is the pinnacle of human existence that everyone must want.

“My mom asked if I had a boyfriend yet, even though I told her I was a lesbian. She’s such a heteroist.”

Heteroist by Nonbyenary July 27, 2018

HETERALITY

ONE'S LEVEL OF HETEROSEXUALITY.

That guy's heterality is severely lacking, he's driving a Miata

HETERALITY by Bobzirra May 6, 2009