Heterosiss 

A male who enjoys anal stimulation while in bed. Commonly misinterpreted as "Gay", anal stimulation is a real form of sensual enjoyment, and can provide mass amounts of pleasure, seeing as the male "G-Spot" is found about 4 or so inches inside the rectal cavity. However, the words prefixes, Hetero, meaning “the other (of two)," according to WebMD, and siss, meaning "A pejorative term for a boy or man who is not traditionally masculine, and shows possible signs of fragility and submissiveness." according to Wikipedia. When combining these terms, we get, in short, a submissive man who is unmasculine in nature. A term which has been coined from such stimulation is "Pegging". If the male in question on the other hand wishes for a woman to have a naturally grown penis and give them anal stimulation, this would in fact be, gay, because the fact that the hormones in the woman have mutated into that of which is similar to the male hormones, as well as production of sperm being accounted for,(which is specifically produced by men) would mean in nature, they are of more resemblance to male then female.

Man: "Dude, is it gay for me to want to be pegged, or..."
Friend: "Well, that makes you a heterosiss...That is unless your talking about a futa, 'cause that's gay af!"

*Man Sweats profusely*

Heterosiss by FirestoneRoss21 April 27, 2022

Heteropessimism 

The pessimism of being heterosexual.
You are not feeling optimistic about the heterosexual dating scene, and you do not think it will ever change in a positive way.

Person 1: I do not date anymore, I cannot take the disappointment and grieve everytime a meet someone new. It is better to be alone than all that unpaid emotional labour dealing with the bullshit

Person 2: Ah I see, you are dealing with heteropessimism.

Heteropessimism by djleen October 22, 2019

heterosensual

Heterosensual

het•ero•sen•su•al

adjective
a: of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sensual desire toward the opposite sex.
b: of, relating to, or involving sensual connection or dealings between persons or groups of the opposite sex.
c: sensory exchange, especially of thoughts or feelings with persons of the opposite sex.

noun
1: a heterosensual person.

adjective
The heterosensual boy was very attentive to the needs of all his female classmates, so he bought them chocolates on Girl Appreciation Day (GAD).

noun
Heterosensual Pride Week is a celebration of sensual intercourse between members of both sexes.

heterosensual by Scrapalapolous April 5, 2008

Heteroist

Straight people who are so homophobic that they can’t even imagine anyone not being straight, and think that being straight is the pinnacle of human existence that everyone must want.

“My mom asked if I had a boyfriend yet, even though I told her I was a lesbian. She’s such a heteroist.”

Heteroist by Nonbyenary July 27, 2018

heterobisexual 

A person who is confused about their sexuality. They think they are gay, bisexual and straight. It can also be used for someone in between gay and bisexual, and also straight and bisexual.

Johnny: Hey bobby, I think im gay, but I love girls and I know Im not bi.

Bobby: Dood, your heterobisexual!

heterobisexual by squirrelccr April 21, 2010

Haterosis 

A disease that generally affects large bacon consuming men, affectionate to young LI men and loyal to a dysfunctional team(s), whom have very little positive things to discuss thereby defaulting to the demeaning, degrading honest people and organizations that have proven track records of success and community service.

This disease is also known as Gian Titis, Patri Otis, and West Islipemia.

A man who endures 2-3 years of torment, who has reached the pinnacle of losing, foreshadows ill fate for other, more reputable teams to make himself and his pride be at ease.

In this case, this man would be diagnosed with Haterosis.

Haterosis by The Staffing Doctor September 7, 2011

Heterosity 

Curiosity about dating for mating, flows in two directions, always results in at least triplets when done correctly.

Elon Musk's heterosity has resulted in triplets, twins, ten overall children and plans to make humanity and interstellar species.

Heterosity by Pyrrhic_revolt August 29, 2022