Heterosexual-Male

A male sexually interested in women (plural).
Q: That guy wants to have 2 girlfriends, does that make him a chauvinist?

A: No, it just means that he is a Heterosexual-Male.

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by Dillon of Three-Ways to Harems November 26, 2017
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My woke feminazi professor stated that white heterosexual American males deserve to be put into ghettos. The college dean expelled anyone who disagreed with the professor. USA colleges hadwoke college contests where purple painted fairies, feminazi, and minorities have anti-whte heterosexual males parade every weekend. Evergreen College and Berkeley University are strong contenders.
by queensburykid September 30, 2022
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The absolute scum of the earth
According to Tumblr, they're all racist, sexist, homophobic, and transphobic.
God I hate Heterosexual Cisgendered Caucasian Males, they all are scum. I heard one justify the pink tax, by saying they're all different the other day. The dude is just a neckbeard MRA. Domestic Violence towards men doesn't exist, I hope they all die. Up with XX down with XY, the world has no use for these racist, anti-lgbt, misogynistic bellands.
Btw, if this entry offended you, just remember this is a joke. I don't think Cis Straight White Men are bad people.
by Whythisword October 16, 2020
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Heterosexual Male Panic

A state of intense anxiety experienced by a heterosexual man, often triggered by situations or social cues that challenge his perceived masculinity or heterosexuality, potentially leading to feelings of fear, discomfort, or even panic attacks.
Straight guy John: Hey Chris!
Heterosexual Male Panic Chris: AHHHHHH *panic attack*
by BlazeInfuego March 07, 2025
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