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HessenTag
An unofficial Holiday in the Kingdom of Trimaris, SCA, on or about November Third where the participants change their social media profile pictures to that of St. Danial von Hessen. The goal is to raise the ire of the Hessen so that we may all be warmed by his wrath.
"On our 37th most holy of days, HessenTag, are we all blessed by his wrath." "Merry happy HessenTag upon you"
HessenTag by Ari Tyrbrandr November 4, 2020
HEMSY
HEMSY is commonly known as the creater of the universe and is the God of the everexpanding religion known as HEMSYISM
HEMSY by StormCooper1056 October 23, 2018
Hessa
A very bubbly person, and so beautiful. Caring too. She gets a lot of attention, but she doesn't even realize it, which is something amazing about her. She's sometimes in her own little world, and everyone wants to be a part of that. She's innocent and always seems happy. Cute and tiny. She's very fun and funny. It's always a pleasure to be around her. She can handle any situation well, and knows how to plan. Has a way of talking to people. She's spontaneous and can be crazy, but in a good way! She's honest and very loyal, which people love about her. She's easy to get along with, and a smiley person. She has a great personality that everyone loves. If you're facing a problem, she'll jump at the chance to help you, without expecting anything in return. You should consider yourself very lucky if Hessa loves you, because she's very unique in every possible way. Hessa's man is/would be the luckiest man on earth, because she truly is a treasure. She's the whole package!
Hessa by theanonymoussss December 7, 2013
does hess smoke weed
does hess smoke weed by gaydad89 December 12, 2017
hussy cunt
A slutty female (typically) with no morals, who will do whatever they have to, bringing down and destroying whoever along the way to get their own selfish desires met. Extremely disliked by anyone who is not their prey.
That stupid hussy cunt is destroying him.
Man that hussy cunt has brainwashed him so bad he doesn’t even know day from night anymore.
Man that hussy cunt has brainwashed him so bad he doesn’t even know day from night anymore.
hussy cunt by KandiKiss November 27, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026