hess

n. a suave individual, well mannered

Wow, Hess is looking like a pimp tonight... Wait, he looks like a pimp every night.

by J. M. Stacy May 1, 2005

hess

A cool skin/pot head in cargo pants and t-shirt. A hess is known to consume a lots of weed and alchohol in abusive (near to coma/deadly) amounts. The usage of these substances by a hess is mostly done in a kitchen. To refer to this activity they use the name "CoughingKitchen" (Kcina Tisol).....

Look that guy is a hess you can tell by what he is smoking. ("Il qadsa l'Madonna hess kemm int imkisser ?") Yesterday the hess slept on the sidewalk" "Il lostja il hess haga wahda ma bankina ilejla"

by Ix-Xitan September 29, 2009

hess

a soul's counterpart; soul mate; hetero-life-partner

Andrew, Daniel is your hess.

by Alaska's Son October 17, 2008

hess

1) Big stupid giraffe-like Mennonite

(Eytomolgy - Mennonitus Maximus)

1) "Are you going to come out tonight or are you just gonna be a hess?"

2) Every hess I know should be smacked like a bitch.

by GxP December 3, 2004

hess

hess - his/her (experemental)

gender-neutral way to say his or her.
example: "hess ideas were complete mess, but hess still liked them because hess likes hess."

by Loshabaka April 27, 2019

Hess

Secret cult of masked people also known as the hooded ones, early Germanic ancestry.
"Same pronunciation as Hess"

That guy on assassins creed was a real Hess.

by Rahn1416 March 1, 2017

hessed

Something that is hella messed up.

Man, did you see how bad Phill Hessed up that paint job?

by Jim Darr May 20, 2017