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herpatratin' 

When an individual with a cold sore (herpes simplex B) claims to have a "sun or fever" blister when it is obviously a cold sore. They are "hepatratin'."
Example 1:

Becky: "OMG! I was at the beach this weekend and I got this sun blister." Jody: "Girl, stop herpatratin'! You and I both know that's a cold sore."

Example 2:
"Can I have drink?"
"Hell no! You're herpatratin'!"
herpatratin' by woogienutts August 19, 2012

Herpetrator 

The person who commits the crime of having herpes and passing it along without alerting their partner or any future partners.
"Dude, I bet that girl from the other night was a total herpetrator."

"Yea, good thing we let Dave sleep with her, now he's the one that needs to go get tested."
Herpetrator by SillyLikeAGoose December 9, 2009

Oral Herpetrator 

one who spreads oral herpes to as many people possible.

Could be kissing bandit, a slut, or just anyone who is good at getting lots of tongue.
"Dude, does this look like a cold sore to you? I think that chick the other night was an oral herpetrator."
Oral Herpetrator by Karly Simmers February 23, 2009

herpetrator 

A person who herpetrates. One who has the STD known as herpes that passes along the virus to another. Or may be used to refer to the original source of the infection after several people have been infected. (e.g. The Original Herpetrator)
Morgan thinks the herpetrator that gave her and her boyfriend herpes is the guy he picked up from the gay dance club that night. Although Morgan's boyfriend swears he did nothing homosexual, the herpetrator, along with the spread of the virus, speak differently.

** In Maury Povich voice** "You ARE the herpetrator!" Male falls to the floor and woman runs away crying.

If Morgan, Chelsea, Alyssa, and Shantel all have herpes, then the origional herpetrator must be Robert!
herpetrator by @amandabohbanda July 13, 2016

Perpatrator 

A higher level traitor, This guy will repeatedly break rules you set in place and will fight a loosing battle if he thinks it will make him look good. He also simps for women and will break very specific rules just to get in her friend book only to be friendzoned afterwards. He will also defend his actions of simping by calling those who have called him out on it sexist.
Person 1: Hey guymann just invited (girl who should not be in server) to our server again
Person 2: What the actual fuck you fucking perpatrator off with your fucking head you dumb shit.
guymann: yall are just sexist

Herpetrator 

The herpetrator is kind of like the terminator. He goes around trying to give everyone herpes. Also goes by the name herpanator. Trashy beast that goes around trying to give his disease to clean people.
Vitale is a real herpetrator.
Herpetrator by Cleanwithoutherpes January 30, 2008
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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