Herpa Derpes
Herpes you receive from stupid unprotected sex with a stranger, usually under the influence of one or more drugs including but not limited to alcohol, ecstasy, or dissociatives
Herpa Derpes by rawkies July 13, 2010
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Herp Derpes
An acquired disease of herpes when the recipient got it from someone who has blatantly obvious herpes,;you would have to be blind to miss it. Indicating the "herp derp" part of the word.
Mike: Dude, I just did it with the new chick.
John: Why? She has herpes, are you stupid?
Mike: Fuck me man, now I got herp derpes.
John: Why? She has herpes, are you stupid?
Mike: Fuck me man, now I got herp derpes.
Herp Derpes by Frostblade468 June 19, 2011
Herpderpes
Herpderpes is a sexually transmitted case of stupidity, symptoms of this include general herping and derping, and is not limited to brain farts and mind queffs. Can be extremely contagious during the early onset of the disease, and has no cure.
Herpderpes by mackattack3345 March 11, 2011
HerpaDerpes
A Computer Version Of AIDS or Herpes, It Is Most Commonly Responsible For Sever Crashes Or Client Timeouts
"dude my computer just spazzed out and dropped me from a left 4 dead server"
"oh you must have gotten herpaderpes from that spiking noob!"
"oh you must have gotten herpaderpes from that spiking noob!"
HerpaDerpes by HunterFan!! November 9, 2009
Herpaderps
tae kisses on every female he dates not knowing if they have some type of disease , called herpaderps
Herpaderps by killaaaa09 December 15, 2019
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