Herbisexual

A sexual attraction and only attraction to plants.

Gurl, I is Herbisexual 4 dis weed.

Herbisexual by Laurent Cuffashian May 13, 2014

helisexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to helicopters.

Person A :"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Person B : "It's alright I accept that you're a helisexual"
Person C : "I'm not a heliphobe!"

helisexual by Pseudologist May 18, 2014

herosexual 

in love with hero beauregard faulkner fiennes tiffin

i am herosexual

herosexual by hero lover January 4, 2021

Neil Patrick Harrisexual

Attracted exclusively to women and Neil Patrick Harris. Common among males who mistakenly identify as completely heterosexual.

Man: I'm straight, but that Dr. Horrible is fine.

Person: You're not straight. You're Neil Patrick Harrisexual.

Neil Patrick Harrisexual by a homosexual male March 30, 2011

helisexual 

It is when you are a helicopter at heart. It is like a tranny but for helicopter.

I am a helisexual mom I am going to get new missiles installed tonight.

helisexual by poon_destroyer_69 July 16, 2016

helisexual 

A person sexually attracted to helicopters.

"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." Said by the famous helisexual, Guuse.

helisexual by EvolvingEevee February 10, 2017

hemisexual 

Someone being sexually attracted to Hemi V8's.

Jeff: "Ahh bro, that hemi sound tho!"

Shane: "Sexy as fuck!"

Jeff: "I think I'm hemisexual."

hemisexual by lolflooredxd November 29, 2016