The Helsinki handjob is obtained by being masturbated in a sauna and then ejaculating on the heating rocks; effectively forcing the masturbater to inhale your semen vapor.

Bob received a Helsinki handjob last night; Martha now has much clearer airways.

Helsinki handjob by The TGIF brothers April 13, 2011

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Helston Community College

Helston Community College is a place of total warfare, where many war crimes are commited on a daily basis. The canteen is nice, the sandwiches have too much mayo and the surrounding area is surrounded by the Bulwark mafia, which are masters in the art of guerrila warfare in order to protect their home land. My sibling got hanged because they wore white socks. Recently the school bus got fire bombed by the Bulwark mafia causing the deaths of 69 innocent children. Theres a rocking 1.9 stars on google, the reviews are a brilliant representation of the school, give them a read. And enjoy your stay if you visit at Helston Community College.

A bus full of school children went to Helston Community College for transition only 1 survived the total war environment

Helston Community College by Accuratereviews.gif November 12, 2020

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