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hefty chonk 

A hefty chonk is usually a cat which is so fat it can barely do anything normally.
me: OH LAWD HE COMING,

guy: who?

me: THE HEFTY CHONK
hefty chonk by peggy_the_chink September 22, 2019
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Hepty Hefty hetty heppy heaty hefty bag Henty heptic hefty fine hefty swallow
The feeling you get after orgasming; usually after not having sex for about a month or more.

This can also be used after following No Nut November, then getting to...you know
Guy 1 “No one can understand how HEPPY December 1st makes me.”

Guy 2 “That’s nothing compared to how HEPPY I was when I finally got some after 2 months.”
Heppy by Sugar Rae March 23, 2019

hefty smurfing

When a guy shows off his masculinity or lack there of by acting macho and showing off an arm band tattoo in hopes of getting laid.
Yo check out Eric he's totally hefty smurfing that bitch.

Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.

He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!

Hefty Moose

1. A Large amount of something
2. A Big Girl
Example 1
Guy 1 : Man i just put up 300 pounds on the bench
Guy 2: Damn thats a hefty moose

Example 2
Guy 1 : you see that girl

Guy 2: yea thats one hefty moose
Hefty Moose by dan2331 November 1, 2010
A term signifying a sevenfold return on investment, inspired by "hepta," the Greek word for seven, and "ret," an abbreviation for return. Represents extraordinary growth and success achieved in a given timeframe.
Tesla's stock price displayed an astonishing heptaret since January 2020, with its value multiplying sevenfold, showcasing its dominance in the electric vehicle market.
heptaret by ara205 August 19, 2023
"can you please turn heaty p up to 22degrees"
heaty p by jlmjlm August 25, 2011