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Heps is a nick name for someone who had a small penis. Heps= half eaten party sausage
Dave victor got his knob out earlier and he has a very small cock.

Yer Dan freddie said he has a major case of heps.

What's heps

It's a half eaten party sausage

Lol
Heps by Thatthereeresee January 31, 2020
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Bob Heps 

An amazing friend who seems to disappear from existence. Will always make you laugh, and cry when he leaves. But when he comes back it is cause for celebration!
I really miss Bob Heps. I wish he never disappeared.
Bob Heps by An a an person September 19, 2019
An insulting or derogatory name to call a hipster.
I went down to Williamsburg to visit my grandmother at the synagogue, but all these dumbass hepstards were in my way eating pork like a bunch of tards. No respect.
hepstard by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009
hepsiba is the shittt. she is gorgeous, intelligent, unique, and interesting. hepsiba is athletic by being into any kind of sports. all the girls are jealous of her and all the guys want her. mess with her or her friends and she'll kick your ass. go ahead, talk shit about her. she doesn't care. she is a extrovert. she doesn’t care about being the most popular, she sticks with her close friends and makes new friends easily.
omg, did u see what hepsiba bought recently? i wanna be her so baddd
Hepsiba by boujeevibesss February 23, 2019
The original word for hipster; a devotee of jazz.

20's slang
v. being hip

Also, hep-cat.
"Hey, did you hear Louis Armstrong's new record?"
"Yeah, cat! He's got the chops!"
"We're such hepsters"
Hepster by Popmadon June 29, 2013

Hepscenectnetic 

An old forgotten realm ruled by the new king of Afghanistan, in which yoyoyster16 is the most powerful entity that has ever lived.
I own a hepscenectnetic ping pong ball.
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