hepsi

hennessy mixed wit some pepsi and a squirt of lemon squeez

20 ounce bottle of pepsi wit some henny n it mixed wit a touch of da lemon is hepsi ya mean

hepsi by caspa da ghost January 18, 2010

Helsinki handjob 

The Helsinki handjob is obtained by being masturbated in a sauna and then ejaculating on the heating rocks; effectively forcing the masturbater to inhale your semen vapor.

Bob received a Helsinki handjob last night; Martha now has much clearer airways.

Helsinki handjob by The TGIF brothers April 13, 2011

hensi 

hensi is nice and beautiful person who likes to make jokes and funny comments. She can light up a room with her happiness and joyfulness.

wow who was that girl who just walked by ?

must be a Hensi cause she sure is beautiful

hensi by the flying eagle March 1, 2017

No hesi

Racing on the highway switching lane to lane at a high rate of speed through thick traffic

I just got a new BMW, I’m about to go no hesi on the highways

No hesi by NoHesi October 17, 2020

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude 

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude by Moose September 23, 2003

hesidate 

A planned encounter between two individuals who are unsure whether each other's intentions are romantic.

He asked me to go for coffee tomorrow, but it might just be as friends, so I hesitate to call it a date. It's a hesidate.

hesidate by Mr. Brief July 30, 2006

Helsinki Syndrome 

A mental condition where the afflicted person is unable to distinguish between the countries of Sweden and Finland, despite the two being distinct from each other. This condition is usually a symptom of a lack of general geographic awareness.

This condition usually manifests itself when the sufferer attempts to convey the concept of Stockholm syndrome to others.

From the news channel in Die Hard:
Gail Wallens: Dr. Hasseldorf, what can we expect in the next few hours?
Dr. Hasseldorf: Well, Gail, by this time the hostages should be going through the early stages of the Helsinki Syndrome.
Harvey Johnson: As in Helsinki, Sweden.
Dr. Hasseldorf: Finland.

From Top Gear:
Richard Hammond: I finally understand what they mean by that, is it Helsinki syndrome, when people are being kidnapped, when they're released, miss their kidnappers.

Helsinki Syndrome by r3loaded August 14, 2011