Hanse’s Closet

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When someone has bad fashion sense/is a fashion terrorist, people will refer to Hanse’s closet.

Joe: Look what he’s wearing!
Mary: It looks like it’s straight out of Hanse’s closet.

Joe: I know, right? How can someone own an article of clothing that ugly!

Hanse’s Closet by subinsbf March 18, 2018

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heyse's

a broader name for
(1)hermes ( invent0r of thewordscheppen/word phenomenon )
(2)anton ( second in command at the heyse scheppening's )

it smells like heyse's out here

heyse's by unknown April 6, 2003

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Heese's pieces

Reese's pieces that are made out of horse.

These heese's pieces are delicious and taste exactly like if not better than the real ones.

Heese's pieces by Heese December 13, 2024

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Hesse Sex

It’s a lot like regular sex, but it includes Jesse Zavala and zero gravity.

Let’s have some Hesse Sex!

Hesse Sex by eljefe420 October 11, 2019

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chad henne special

The act of sucking a dick covered in sour cream while getting a louissville slugger inserted into your anus. Made popular by NFL legend and blatant racist lord chad henne the 3rd

Chad hennith gives the best chad henne specials during his orgys at his very lavish yacht

chad henne special by chadHenneMVP2016 December 1, 2014

Hence the Sandwich

A phrase meaning "So there you go.", "That's why this situation is the way it is.", "That's why this is there.", "That's why I did that.",etc.

Originally started at a High school in Arizona.
(Joe pulls out a sandwich)
Unknown Person "Joe, you're eating lunch?"
Ramesh: "Yeah, Hence the sandwich!"

Person One: (Looks at person two's cast on arm) You broke your arm?
Person Two: Yeah, hence the sandwich.
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(Person One throws their wedding ring at person two)
Person Two: We're getting a divorce??
Person One: Yeah, hence the sandwich.

Hence the Sandwich by Nova314 June 15, 2005

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No Stags/No Hens

No bachelor parties/No bachelorette parties! This is a fairly reputable establishment and we don't want people taking their clothes off and/or shouting and screaming and acting like a bunch of rowdy drunk fools until the wee hours because its some person's last night in Singlesville!

No Stags/No Hens is right on the wall when you enter that Bar! Let's try the Pub across the street!

No Stags/No Hens by talk2me-JCH2 July 4, 2022

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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