Hanse’s Closet

When someone has bad fashion sense/is a fashion terrorist, people will refer to Hanse’s closet.

Joe: Look what he’s wearing!
Mary: It looks like it’s straight out of Hanse’s closet.

Joe: I know, right? How can someone own an article of clothing that ugly!

by subinsbf March 18, 2018

heyse's

a broader name for
(1)hermes ( invent0r of thewordscheppen/word phenomenon )
(2)anton ( second in command at the heyse scheppening's )

it smells like heyse's out here

by unknown April 6, 2003

Heese's pieces

Reese's pieces that are made out of horse.

These heese's pieces are delicious and taste exactly like if not better than the real ones.

by Heese December 13, 2024

Hesse Sex

It’s a lot like regular sex, but it includes Jesse Zavala and zero gravity.

Let’s have some Hesse Sex!

by eljefe420 October 11, 2019

chad henne special

The act of sucking a dick covered in sour cream while getting a louissville slugger inserted into your anus. Made popular by NFL legend and blatant racist lord chad henne the 3rd

Chad hennith gives the best chad henne specials during his orgys at his very lavish yacht

by chadHenneMVP2016 December 1, 2014

Hence the Sandwich

A phrase meaning "So there you go.", "That's why this situation is the way it is.", "That's why this is there.", "That's why I did that.",etc.

Originally started at a High school in Arizona.
(Joe pulls out a sandwich)
Unknown Person "Joe, you're eating lunch?"
Ramesh: "Yeah, Hence the sandwich!"

Person One: (Looks at person two's cast on arm) You broke your arm?
Person Two: Yeah, hence the sandwich.
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(Person One throws their wedding ring at person two)
Person Two: We're getting a divorce??
Person One: Yeah, hence the sandwich.

by Nova314 June 15, 2005

No Stags/No Hens

No bachelor parties/No bachelorette parties! This is a fairly reputable establishment and we don't want people taking their clothes off and/or shouting and screaming and acting like a bunch of rowdy drunk fools until the wee hours because its some person's last night in Singlesville!

No Stags/No Hens is right on the wall when you enter that Bar! Let's try the Pub across the street!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 4, 2022