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some sort of molesterish creep that one middle school has hired for a music teacher. no one knows why. everyone crys. i no how to ryme. i can do it on a dime.
yea im done
but still
he hasn't won
the battle
on top of
my cattle
because she pooped
on his head
which he scooped
inside his bed.
WHOA MAN, i got hesse, dude, shit. im leaving school
hesse by cumnugget October 16, 2008
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State which builds with 15 other german States the Federal Republic of Germany.

It is located in the center of Germany. In days of old allied with England. Soldiers from there fought against the american independence.
Hesse is worthy a visit.
Hesse by Philip the brave November 23, 2021

Hesse Effekten 

The feeling you get after eating a fast food meal at hesse...

Possible symptoms:
nausea.
stomach pain or cramping.
vomiting.
feeling fat.
Death.
I forcefully ate a burger and got Hesse Effekten, now I feel like I might die.
Hesse Effekten by Timmy lamm August 23, 2021

Hesse Sex 

It’s a lot like regular sex, but it includes Jesse Zavala and zero gravity.
Let’s have some Hesse Sex!
Hesse Sex by eljefe420 October 11, 2019

Herman Hesse 

Author. Almost as likely to get you into Eastern philosophy as J. D. Salinger.
"Dude, I read Siddhartha by Herman Hesse the other day and now I wanna be Buddhist."
Herman Hesse by EdgarM. November 29, 2007

heeseung 

The eldest member of kpop group ENHYPEN, debuting November 30th 2020
He is the core of their performances and is known as the ace of the group.

On stage he is bursting with energy, stage presence, talent but off stage he is cute, silly, and will never fail to make you smile or laugh.

He is very loving and caring, always looking after his members.
Person 1: Did you see ENHYPEN’s performance
Person 2: Yes! Heeseung is really good
Person 1: Heeseung was born to be the center
heeseung by CUTEPLANETTUNICORN November 18, 2020
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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