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noun 1. A piece of peculiarly oleaginous canine excrement of an adhesive disposition that is trodden on whilst unwittingly walking in the public places that is not noticed until it is transferred to the cuffs of your trousers and then enmeshes itself in the tread of your shoe such that after the offending event itself you have an awful realisation that a foul stench accompanies you wherever you go and is removed, with great difficulty, by a stick aided by jets of water under great pressure which, of course, causes all of your trousers to become inundated.

2. Any similarly unpleasant event akin to getting dog shit on your shoe.

3. Any really stupid person who thinks they are a great entrepreneur who has dangerous economic fantasies who causes bankers and other lenders to willing suspend their disbelief leading to the loss of a shit load of other people’s money.
I got caught by a hendoo today. Shit!
Noting the common connection – shit, a general purpose word for use whenever you see a loser coming onto the horizon.
Hendoo by Rrr June 8, 2013
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a hero, known by all and known to be high almost all the time
man, that guy's such a hendoo!
Hendoo by grannie smith July 7, 2011
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If someone knows a hendro he gonna be lucky. Hendro is a nice person he helps other people. Sometimes hendro have a gun so dont mess with him. He is a gangsta and he comes from everywhere.
Hendro is a legend.
Hendro by Natsuuug January 3, 2017
A term used for the alcoholic beverageHennessy” by older people in urban areas.
“Damn uncle I wish we had something to sip on.” “Don’t worry, I got some Hendog out there in the trunk”.
Hendog by Observer in Nature September 16, 2021
Hendo: an event that involves using your right hand to knock a person the f-out, and then drop an elbow onto their limp body.

This verb arose when Dan Henderson knocked Michael Bisbing out with his huge right hand.
" I am going to Hendo you"

"oi mate you just got Hendoed!!"

" i feel like Hendoing someone"
Hendo by Bums-Dogs July 12, 2009
Lets get a bottle of hendog and get drunk!

I was on that hendog all night.

Hendog and trees.
Hendog by au yeah May 1, 2009

Hendosexual 

A term for a (usually) man who is a suspected closeted homosexual, but is in heavy denial so ends up being overtly anti-gay, to a fault sometimes.
Dude stop being such a hendosexual and just admit that you're gay already.
Hendosexual by WrWlf November 20, 2016